🌢️ Jalapeño Fund

Live ML-Driven Quantitative Long/Short Equity
V3 Full Universe Β· 3,920 Stocks Scored Β· 10L + 10S Β· $1M Simulated
$1,134,605
Live Equity
+13.46%
Total Return
8.69
Backtest Sharpe
$+162,749
Unrealized P&L
πŸ”₯ Today's Model Picks β€” 2026-04-01 (3,920 stocks scored)
🟒 TOP 10 LONG
#TickerScore
1SMCZ+54.7750
2PCRB+14.5594
3RIOX+8.7464
4IONX+7.9259
5HIMZ+7.7505
6IONL+6.9733
7ELAB+5.1953
8CCXI+3.3136
9RBLU+1.3074
10RGC+1.0311
πŸ”΄ TOP 10 SHORT
#TickerScore
1MAZE-0.0746
2TNDM-0.0805
3WW-0.2334
4UMAC-0.3503
5SOC-0.6794
6AAOI-1.0464
7PIPR-2.9076
8BCPC-3.1853
9ADV-4.6116
10AXTI-9.5247
πŸ“Š Live Positions (69 open)
SymbolSideSharesEntryCurrentP&L
AAOIπŸ”΄ SHORT610$95.20$157.24$-37,849
ADV🟒 LONG360$26.00$29.97$+1,429
AKTSπŸ”΄ SHORT1030$17.95$19.64$-1,732
AMD🟒 LONG40$264.50$279.30$+592
AMGNπŸ”΄ SHORT40$347.96$352.64$-187
AMZNπŸ”΄ SHORT40$248.41$254.91$-260
APLSπŸ”΄ SHORT230$40.37$40.88$-116
AXTIπŸ”΄ SHORT390$44.93$79.83$-13,609
BCPC🟒 LONG1440$167.04$174.80$+11,167
BKSYπŸ”΄ SHORT400$22.94$39.47$-6,612
BWπŸ”΄ SHORT700$13.90$17.86$-2,772
CCXI🟒 LONG8470$10.19$10.19$+7
CMGπŸ”΄ SHORT830$34.55$36.54$-1,647
CRWD🟒 LONG20$422.65$426.10$+69
CRWV🟒 LONG130$74.30$117.10$+5,564
DASHπŸ”΄ SHORT120$182.34$186.51$-501
DELL🟒 LONG50$193.86$195.44$+79
ELAB🟒 LONG1350$5.31$4.05$-1,703
FDX🟒 LONG800$354.24$386.23$+25,592
FLGTπŸ”΄ SHORT590$15.42$16.42$-591
GOOGπŸ”΄ SHORT30$330.23$334.78$-136
HDπŸ”΄ SHORT30$343.69$350.92$-217
HIMZ🟒 LONG900$19.77$43.20$+21,087
HYMCπŸ”΄ SHORT270$35.11$44.91$-2,646
INTCπŸ”΄ SHORT160$68.61$69.73$-180
INTU🟒 LONG20$396.81$393.47$-67
IONL🟒 LONG2760$10.83$24.13$+36,704
IONX🟒 LONG3570$21.85$46.30$+87,303
ISSCπŸ”΄ SHORT1310$21.47$22.49$-1,333
JNJ🟒 LONG1180$238.38$234.11$-5,039
KRMNπŸ”΄ SHORT120$81.33$86.60$-632
LASRπŸ”΄ SHORT170$54.22$70.40$-2,751
LRCXπŸ”΄ SHORT30$266.31$266.35$-1
LULU🟒 LONG60$167.77$166.95$-49
MAZEπŸ”΄ SHORT640$28.47$28.14$+214
METAπŸ”΄ SHORT30$662.67$684.12$-644
MSFTπŸ”΄ SHORT20$423.62$426.78$-63
MSTX🟒 LONG1290$22.70$34.15$+14,776
MU🟒 LONG40$459.75$457.69$-83
MULL🟒 LONG220$121.39$190.62$+15,232
MUU🟒 LONG130$125.58$215.00$+11,625
NKEπŸ”΄ SHORT240$46.52$46.13$+94
NOW🟒 LONG110$97.94$98.09$+17
NRGU🟒 LONG200$44.89$28.41$-3,296
ORCLπŸ”΄ SHORT180$175.23$179.65$-795
OXY🟒 LONG180$55.63$52.56$-553
PCRB🟒 LONG1600$46.61$46.80$+308
PIPR🟒 LONG360$75.95$91.14$+5,471
PYPLπŸ”΄ SHORT220$48.76$51.08$-509
QFIN🟒 LONG750$12.83$14.35$+1,140
RBLU🟒 LONG1530$12.53$13.98$+2,218
RIOX🟒 LONG2300$16.04$29.25$+30,377
RKLX🟒 LONG1210$24.67$44.15$+23,577
RNAπŸ”΄ SHORT2810$13.06$14.62$-4,384
ROBN🟒 LONG590$16.18$29.40$+7,800
SBUXπŸ”΄ SHORT110$99.34$101.03$-186
SJMπŸ”΄ SHORT90$94.32$94.82$-45
SMCIπŸ”΄ SHORT400$27.58$28.82$-498
SMCZ🟒 LONG400$46.01$26.37$-7,856
SOCπŸ”΄ SHORT1290$15.24$13.62$+2,085
TNDMπŸ”΄ SHORT1500$18.43$20.65$-3,328
TPCπŸ”΄ SHORT1790$72.81$86.24$-24,037
UGRO🟒 LONG430$26.29$12.66$-5,859
UMACπŸ”΄ SHORT1530$12.94$15.24$-3,521
VITLπŸ”΄ SHORT1420$13.09$12.78$+445
WBD🟒 LONG10280$27.61$27.34$-2,776
WINGπŸ”΄ SHORT120$156.90$199.25$-5,083
WNTR🟒 LONG270$33.59$24.26$-2,519
WWπŸ”΄ SHORT2040$13.36$11.18$+4,440
πŸ“ˆ Backtest Equity Curve (OOS from 2026-02-26)
πŸ“‹ Model Info
Model: LightGBM Walk-Forward
Features: 84 (42 raw + 42 cross-sectional rank)
Universe: ~4,000 investable US stocks
Rebalance: Daily at market open
Positions: 10 Long + 10 Short
Hold Period: 5 trading days (overlapping)
Backtest IC: 0.038 (IR: 0.309)
Cost Model: $2.50/trade flat
Top Feature: amihud (illiquidity)
Walk-Forward: 84 steps, never looks ahead

🌢️ Jalapeño Fund · V3 Full Universe LGB · Paper Trading on Alpaca

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